Tom Holland is Talking Himself Out of a Career

MEMO to the man currently beneath the Spider suit: Shut the eff up! 

Tom Holland is considered a savior to the Peter Parker persona in the minds of many fans and he may have to written out of the MCU on account of his “in real life” foibles. That’s the problem with kids these days: you give me a hint into what other people aren’t supposed to know, and they have to blab.

Tom Holland is the perfect example of the age-old aphorism: “Loose lips sink ships.” This guy would ruin the ending to Titanic if he was ‘Jack’. No question.

Holland was a guest on BBC’s The Graham Norton Show late last week when his spider senses overtook his common sense. Granted, it’s not really his fault. The Russo Brothers released the ban on spoilers to their own film. And if you haven’t seen Avengers: Endgame yet, you’re probably a guest on some inhabited island.

Nonetheless, here he goes again:

“The film is a direct continuation of Avengers: Endgame so we deal with the ramifications of the blip, of the death of Tony Stark,” Holland said while discussing the upcoming Spider-Man sequel. “Sorry if anyone hasn’t seen the film! If you haven’t, then you’re living under a rock, to be honest.”

If Stan Lee was alive, he would probably open a can of that old-man ass whooping on Tom right about now. Enough is enough, big mouth! Do you think if Andrew Garfield had this much trouble with his mouth, he would be in any other Marvel film?

FanFest has a great breakdown of 13 times Spider-Yap has leaked. Have you ever been allowed to screw up on the job 13 times without fear of losing your gig? Neither should this guy. Spoilers just aren’t cool.

We have gone over this in detail before, but this bears repeating. 

Even Thanos demanded silence, and if that guy can’t get Tom Holland to shut up, maybe he needs to think about his loyalty to a script (even the fake ones he is given) on the unemployment line? Just a thought.

(And notice who’s the one with tape on his mouth…)