Connoisseur of Critique

hii reviews@HiiReviews

Reviews / Columnist
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around

IRL: Sonny

Email: HowItIsReviews@gmail.com

Home: Wales. It’s like England just less recognized and more sheep

Status: Taken by someone who does the impossible — puts up with me.

Your

Warlord of Ingenuity

Owen@MrDude_7

Reviewer / Columnist
If you don’t hyphenate ‘Spider-Man,’ you’re a flawed soul.

IRL: Owen

Email: owen.cain@gmail.com

Home: The Steel City

Status: College-Bound (and destined to be broke for the foreseeable future)

Your Thing: Baking, Creative Writing, Music Production


One Liners:

Wars or Trek:

The Premiere Pontificate

Michael@TheFxportedFilm

Reviews / Columnist
Be a Fruit Loop in a World of Cheerios

IRL: Michael (aka. ‘Mike’)

Email: theexportedfilm@gmail.com

Home: The Windy City or The Chi (but raised in the snowy confines of Vermont)

Status: Taken (and no, Liam Nesson is not my type. He doesn’t …

Word Wrangling Chieftain

loretto@MarsellusDurden

Proofreader / Columnist
So bougie, even the bags under my eyes are from Gucci

IRL: Loretto (aka. “Lo”)

Email: loretto.valiao@yahoo.com

Home: The City by the Bay

Status: Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

Your Thing: Fantasy football, Playing basketball, Music (playing/booking)…

Maestro of Mayhem

chad@Chadwick_014

Social Media / Columnist
When you’re downie, eat a brownie.

IRL: Chad

Contact: email?

Home: O-H…I-O!

Status: Making the Snuggie look good since 2018.

Your Thing: Marketing, Social Media, Sports (playing, betting, watching, whatevs)


One Liners:

Wars or Trek: Star Wars

Marvel or

The Grand Poobah

SHPoll@SuperheroPoll 

Part-time Dream Alchemist
Future stockholder in Funko Pops!

IRL: Todd

Home: Where you find “Purple Rain” in the clouds

Email: todd@moviesmatrix.com

Status: Shacking with Children

Your Thing: Graphic Design, Twitter Pimp…eh, networking


One Liners

Wars or Trek? Star Wars, easy.

Marvel or

Chief Concept Exorcist

WOG-1

@WriteOnGeek

Editor-in-Chief / Columnist
Time’s “Person of the Year” (2006)

IRL: Shawn (aka. “SPW”)

Email: WriteOnGeek@gmail.com

Home: Deep in the heart of… (clap clap clap)

Status: Married with Children

Your Thing: SEO, Digital Marketing, Martial Arts


One Liners:

Wars or Trek: Star Wars, original …