Connoisseur of Critique

Connoisseur of Critique

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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around

IRL: Sonny


Home: Wales. It’s like England just less recognized and more sheep

Status: Taken by someone who does the impossible — puts up with me.

Your Thing: Gamer, Foodie, Massive Music Playlist Maker (is that a title I can use?)

One Liners

Wars or TrekStar Wars. It clearly has the high ground over Star Trek 

Marvel or DC: Marvel, with a bit of DC on the side

Favorite 2 a.m. Burner Food: Pizza. Every food question I get, Pizza is the answer.

bed peaceLast 3 Songs on Playlist:

  • “Another Place”, Bastille
  • “Blinding Lights”, The Weeknd
  • “Bed Peace”, Jhene Aiko ft. Childish Gambino

Favorite Movie / TV Character:

  • Movie: Neo (The Matrix)
  • TV: Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)

Top Movie Genre:

  • CBMs/Science Fiction

Comic Character Whose Ass You Want to Kick: Not a character, just the dopes responsible for one — The X-Men Origins’ attempt at Deadpool is unforgivable and I’m sure I’d find plenty of help to do it too.

Collections: Posters. My room is covered in them. I love cinema tickets too.

Sonny Room

Deep Thoughts

POOF! You’re a Superhero: Spider-Man. Cool threads, super powers, and still trying to get a girlfriend. What’s not to love?

Favorite Movie Quote:

i am your father

Believe it or not, I… like all the Adam Sandler movies. (Yes, that one too.)

Famous People You’ve Met (Longer than a handshake)

  • Scarlett Johansson. And, uh, then I woke up.

sloth empire memeSpirit Animal:

  • The Sloth. Really. No animal is more chill, more laid back that one. I resemble that animal so much.

Stray Pet Peeves: 

  • People who talk in the cinema. Few things are worse that those blokes.

I got detention for:

  • Leaving school premises to get a better lunch than what they served. (Yes, I was jonesin’ for some pizza.)

Favorite Written Post on 

‘Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey’ Sings and Claws Its Way to One of DC’s Best

That was my first review in the Matrix and I loved being able to see my thoughts appear online. I hope other people feel the same way when they read them.


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