Maestro of Mayhem

Maestro of Mayhem


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When you’re downie, eat a brownie.

IRL: Chad

Contact: email?

Home: O-H…I-O!

Status: Making the Snuggie look good since 2018.

Your Thing: Marketing, Social Media, Sports (playing, betting, watching, whatevs)

One Liners:

Wars or Trek: Star Wars

Marvel or DC: Marvel 

Favorite 2 a.m. Burner Food: Anything on the Taco Bell menu

who do you loveLast 3 Songs on Playlist: 

  • “Runnin’ Over”, Justin Bieber feat. Lil’ Dicky
  • “Hop Off the Jet”, Young Thug
  • “Who Do You Love”, The Chainsmokers

Favorite Movie/TV Character: 

  • Movie: Deadpool
  • TV: Jax Teller, Sons of Anarchy

Top Movie Genre: Superhero (which is kind of fantasy, so I get both.)

lex2Comic Character Whose @$$ I want to Kick: 

  • Jesse Eisenberg’s Lex Luthor. What a complete letdown that was. I mean the casting…I mean, damn!

Collections: Meh.

Deep Thoughts:

Poof! You’re a Superhero: Thor!

Favorite Movie Quote: 

go to sleep iron man

Believe it or not, I… have never been outside the United States

Who Do You Want to Make Into a Voodoo Doll? Joffrey Baratheon. (I mean, if you saw Game of Thrones, you would clearly understood.)

Famous People You’ve Met (For Longer Than a Handshake): 

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger. The Arnold Expo was in Columbus, and we got some behind-the-scenes time with him!

kung fu pandaSpirit Animal:

  • Panda

Stray Pet Peeves: 

  • When someone opens the door for you, say “Thank you!”

I got detention for… stealing the answer key to the geometry test.

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