@TheFxportedFilm
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Be a Fruit Loop in a World of Cheerios
IRL: Michael (aka. ‘Mike’)
Email: theexportedfilm@gmail.com
Home: The Windy City or The Chi (but raised in the snowy confines of Vermont)
Status: Taken (and no, Liam Nesson is not my type. He doesn’t seem the cuddling kind of person I typically appreciate.)
Your Thing: Movies, books, comics, baseball, history, dogs, politics…well, you get it. I like many things.
One Liners:
Wars or Trek: Star Wars
Marvel or DC: Split on movies, but DC for comics!
Favorite 2 a.m. Burner Food: Devil Dawgs (Would you just look at that?!)
Last 3 Songs on Playlist:
- “Influence of a Drowsy God”, Stone Sour
- “Myth”, Beach House
- “Jungleland”, Bruce Springsteen
Favorite Movie/TV Character:
- Movie: Frankenstein’s Monster (you have to say it correctly, if you consider yourself a true horror fan)
- TV: Michael Scott, The Office
Top Movie Genre: Horror. All day!
Comic Character Whose Ass You Want to Kick:
- Kick: Damien Wayne. Why?! He is a punk and privileged a$$hole with a massive ego. Like, I know he goes through a character arc but it took way too long.
Collections: Blu-Rays, Comics, Pops
Deep Thoughts:
POOF! You’re a Superhero: Just once, I want to be the dude who says, “I’m Batman!”
Favorite Movie Quote:
He goes on: “It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.”
Believe it or not, I… know who won every World Series
Who Would You Make Into a Voodoo Doll? Certain politicians 
Famous People You’ve Met (Longer Than a Handshake): No one. 🙁
Spirit Animal: Wolf
Stray Pet Peeves:
- For the love of God, do not leave your disks out of the case!
I got detention for… a fight at school
Favorite Written Post on MoviesMatrix.com:
Take Two | Stephen King’s The Shining and Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining — These are masters of their craft, so to study the same story from two completely different (and conflicting) perspectives was a masterclass for entertainment and story enthusiasts of the highest order.
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