Warlord of Ingenuity

Warlord of Ingenuity


Reviewer / Columnist
If you don’t hyphenate ‘Spider-Man,’ you’re a flawed soul.

IRL: Owen

Email: owen.cain@gmail.com

Home: The Steel City

Status: College-Bound (and destined to be broke for the foreseeable future)

Your Thing: Baking, Creative Writing, Music Production

One Liners:

Wars or Trek: Star Wars…all the way

Marvel or DC: Marvel

Favorite 2 a.m. Burner Food: A teeming bowl of cereal — Fruity Pebbles

sweatpantsLast 3 songs on Playlist: 

  • “Little Talks”, Of Monsters and Men
  • “Sweatpants”, Childish Gambino
  • “Downtown”, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis

Favorite Movie/TV Character: 

  • Movie: John McClane, Die Hard 
  • TV: Abed Nadir, Community 

Top Movie Genre: Action

Comic Character Whose @$$ You Want to Kick: 

  • Brad, Spider-Man: Far from Home 

Collections: Blu-Ray DVDs (Hey, it’s something.)

Deep Thoughts:

POOF! You’re a Superhero: Spider-Man. He’s just a normal kid who lives this amazing other life (pun-intended). Also, swinging from webs seems like so much fun.

Favorite Movie Quote: 


Believe it or not, I… hardly ever watch TV. Therefore, I spend my life writing stories, working on other stories, or playing video games…er, stories.

Who Would You Make Into a Voodoo Doll?

  • Brad, Far from Home. That guy is such a douchebag!

crack the skyFamous People You’ve Met (Longer Than a Handshake): 

  • My uncle is Rick Witkowski, guitarist for ’70s prog-rock band ‘Crack the Sky‘ (that’s him, second from left). Rolling Stone has even covered them so I would say he’s pretty famous.

Spirit Animal:

  • Buckbeak, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban because he was the coolest eagle, horse-thing ever.

Stray Pet Peeves: 

  • Distracted Driving. Trust me, it can wait…whatever it is!

I got detention for… checking my grades on my phone during school. Yes, really. I swear I’m not that much of a nerd. I needed to know and my teacher didn’t seem to agree.

Favorite Written Post on MoviesMatrix.com: 

From unpopular opinions to introspective thinking, I enjoy making posts that force people to see things in a different — sometimes, not-so-friendly — perspective. And, I stand behind every word.


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